I was clearing out the toiletries cupboard last night and
happened to come upon a packet of sanitary pads that had obviously remained
untouched since I had my hysterectomy over a year ago.
I held it in my hands and then tossed it to the side as
something I could pass on to someone else who needs it but as I did the ‘have a
happy period’ slogan rang out in my head.
Happy period se voet, it can only have been a man who came
up with this slogan seriously because in all my years of having one I cannot
remember a time when it was ever a nice experience, it was always uncomfortable
and after I had kids incredibly painful and unpredictable, it made my skin
break out it creates moods swings and you gain water weight overnight that
combined with hormones makes you feel like the most unattractive woman on the
planet… please someone explain to me the happiness that I somehow missed out on…
To my now gone uterus although the fact that I cannot have another
child makes me sad, losing you was probably the best thing ever because you
took that gods awful period along with you and for that I have no regrets, for
me the only happy period I have ever experienced is no period at all!
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